The one thing my vomiphobia has done for me (and you) is to force me to learn how to clean up vomit and to do a damn good job of it. It takes me awhile, and I have to walk away from the puke a few times in order to hold down my lunch, but if I don't do a good job of cleaning vomit, I will know it and it will relentlessly taunt the contents of my stomach until I clean it properly. I'm a pet owner, so the situation arises all too often. With pets comes pet vomit. I also happen to have young nephews. And I tell you what, those kids are little carrier monkeys. I love 'em, but I swear every time I take care of them, there's at least one of 'em that's projectile vomiting. Turns out kid vomit is wayyy more disgusting than dog vomit or cat vomit. Luckily, though, the methods I've learned to clean vomit will work for any vomit variety. The main section of this article will be dealing with getting vomit out of carpet. The bottom and right sections will have a few ideas on how to remove vomit from other surfaces. So grab your latex gloves and let's start cleaning up vomit.