Amanda: I am so excited to go to my reunion. I just want to see all my fellow cheerleaders and the mascot.
Marni: Oh, god.
Amanda: Bah humbug! What is the problem?
Marni: So you’re one of those people that had a lot of school spirit pride in the Mustangs or the Cavaliers, whatever you were.
Amanda: Absolutely. I was the lead cheerleader. Varsity. I dated a jock. It was all about green and white and school pride. I got to cheer and do the splits.
Marni: Give it up, girl. Those times are gone. That ship has sailed!
Amanda: Do you not appreciate rooting for your own school?
Marni: That school did not root for me, so I did not root for it. I hated my high school days! They were awful. I couldn’t wait to get out of there.
Amanda: So I’ll see you at the reunion?
Marni: Absolutely not!
Amanda: Or maybe under the bleachers.
Marni: Maybe. That’s where I go.