They'll also slingshot bouquets into the crowd. Which is just, well, the most badass twist on a T-shirt toss ever.
The couple does have a little history with the sport. Monique says she looks the part of a derby girl, and though she's great on skates, she didn't have the smash-and-crash mentality needed to body check a skater in fishnets. Her attempt at the sport, which she calls "female empowerment to the max," was short-lived with Nicole handing her frozen bags of peas to ice her wounds after practice.