Wow, you look adorable! I’m going to adopt you as my new little sister. We should totally go on an adventure together… let’s go steal a pirate ship, sail down to the Caribbean and drink rum while hunting for treasure (I have the treasure map). WAIT! If we’re gonna be on a boat together, I gotta make sure you’re not crazy. You’re not crazy, are you???
ohai i feel you appear attractive and consequently would love the opportunity to enhance your life by means of exposure to my awesomeness kthxbai Romano