*pant pant* P-princess… Y-y-you like this seat, don’t you? W-with me, m-me being on all fours and serving as your seat. With the Princess’s soft little rear… on my back! Ahhh… N-no, I don’t care if you kill me, step on me – P-p-please do as you please to me! Use me and don’t think of me as a living thing! U-Utsuro is just fine with that!
Ah!? Ahhh! Ahhhhhhhh! *sob sob* Princess’s rear… her rear is o-on…on my back!! *cries* T-this is…I-I-I was just so grateful. Never has Utsuro been treated as wonderfully as this! Ahh this worthless type of person, you don’t need to see! N-now, now! Please eat up!
Ohhh! Ohhhh! In the princess’s mouth is the cake I made…! The cake…!!! Ahh ahhhh *sob sob* This is truly my most! Most heart’s desires…!
Uh..? I-is something the matter? You look displeased…
Huh? It tastes… bad? N-n-no way!? I followed the ancient instructions exactly! I only thought of my princess and even sacrificed my beloved pets, trying my best! That cake was disgusting!!? Ohh ohh… What should I do!? What should I do!? I’ve stained my beloved princeses mouth! H-how can I atone for this sin!?
Ah… ahhh!! Princess, that’s right… that’s right. Please. Please, punish me for my heavy sin. This Utsuro, please! Punish him! However the queen wants, please punish him! This sin is much deeper than the sea. As the princess wants, until you’re satisfied, burn me, cut me… please torture me!
Ahh ahhh… I…what should I do? J-just t-thinking…th-thinking of it might get a nosebleed! Ha ha haaa…!