I’m still want to meet someone for a real relationship through some online profile. I really don’t know why, but I think it’s the one part of me that kind of believes in fate or something bigger than myself (yes, bigger than the internet). Right now, I just want to be single, but go on dates as more of an activity, I guess. Is that a thing? Trusted advisors tell me it is.
The one thing that might drive me to online dating is time. But for now, I’m going to try to put on real pants (ugh not worth it) and go outside (this sounds terrible wtf) with some makeup on (think this is a mistake) to a bar or some social place (no stop go home to sweatpants) and meet other humans (maybe there will be dogs there). Can I do this successfully? Likely, no. Will I update you with hilarious stories? Absolutely. PS: spending Valentine’s Day with my mom. Not joking.