Connection for the Internet didn’t. So I called the phone company. Of course, I didn’t get to talk to a real person. Instead, an automated voice recording asked me a lot of questions. Then I had to wait for half an hour to talk to a real person. While I was on hold, every few minutes a recording said, “Remember, you can use our convenient website to solve most of your problems.”Arrrrrghh!!” I said to the recording, feeling frustrated. “Why do you think I’m calling you? I don’t have a connection to the Internet.”