Well, you get the idea. And you know what Ms. Leakey had in her mouth? A Twinkies! " Ms. Leakey!" I shouted. " What are you going in here?" Her mouth was full of sodium acid pyrophosphate and all those other chemicals, so she couldn't answer right away. "I'm.... guarding the Dumpster," Ms. Leakey finally said, " to make sure nobody eats this horrible junk food." "You're eating a Twinkies!" I said. "No, I'm not. I'm.... conducting an experiment," she said, " I want to see if any of the chemicals in a Twinkies can be used to solve the energy problem. Maybe someday we will have cars that run on Twinkies. This is research." "it is not!" shouted Andrea. " You're stuffing your face with junk food! You're a hypocrite!" " A what?" I said. "She doesn't look like a hippo to me." " Not a hippo,dumb head," Andrea said. "A hypocrite. That's somebody who acts like they're better than everyone, but they're really worse." "It's true! It's true!" Ms. Leakey said, sobbing. "I admit it, I'm not a health nut. I need sugar! I need sweets! I need candy! I'm a junk food junkie!" And then she scooped up a handful of candy, jumped out of the Dumpster,and ran away. Ms.Leakey is freaky!