beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality.
Then one day, if she breaks up
with a socially functional boyfriend,
she might be too emotionally crippled to date again,
and there Dilbert will be.
Why don't you just date a woman
who respects you in the first place?
You can do that?
I see your point.
Dilbert, we need to talk about extending the deadline
of your Internet voting project.
If I extend it, we'll miss the election.
And I'll get a new summer home.
Everyone wins.
You're ordering me to sabotage my own project?
It wouldn't be the first time,
but it might be the first time I knew I was doing it.
If I do that, the special interests win.
The integrity of our democratic process
will be violated.
Our Founding Fathers would spin in their graves.
Spinning, you say?
We'll strap magnets to them
and use them to generate electricity
if it makes you feel any better. It's clean power.
You can't make me do this.
It's wrong.