There once was this guy who liked to chat with people around the world. He lived with his Queen and three little Princesses in his castle in Amsterdam and liked it that way. But he also liked sharing ideas, writing and storytelling. And he is a loyal panpal, always making an effort to write back and come up with a 'worthy' response.
His friends told him that the picture that was on his empty profile suggested that he was running away: from the police, or maybe his wife :) That was a funny idea because it was only to express his passion for running. But he decided to fill his profile so that at least i was a bit more entertaining and gave something of an idea who he was.
Let me know what I can improve to the profile story, or maybe what you want to add to it. In any case I hope you live long and happily ever after...