After paying money, the first thing that Yue Yang wanted wasn’t a receipt. Instead, he snatched the illustration book of beautiful women immediately.
“Don’t read it here, the beautiful girls in this school are extremely wary of wolves. This student over here, you should try to appear to be a good boy.” The Goatee Elder warned Yue Yang, and then asked, “Right, this student, what’s your name? Titan? This name… Forget it, names are completely unimportant. Student Titan, what class do you plan on attending? Here at our Ivy Academy, our special courses are “Letting Sheep to Pasture”, a free-and-easy curriculum, and “Closed Door”, an individual’s diligent self-study. We even have another unofficial, but unopposed by the school regulations, the “Dating Technique” course for matchmaking between girls and guys…”
“Wait a minute. What does “Letting Sheep to Pasture”, a free-and-easy curriculum mean?” Yue Yang wasn’t swayed that easily. He noticed something was wrong the moment he heard those words.
“It is unlimited freedom. Teachers won’t care about their students at all, and students would be able to learn on their own.” The Goatee Elder shamelessly explained. These words made Yue Yang extremely furious. Wasn’t this that legendary thing called cheating others? Even after receiving the Academy fees, they didn’t care about their students at all. Could this school even still be called an Academy?
“Won’t the teachers teach classes?” Yue Yang resisted his sudden impulse of beating him up and decided to first clarify the situation.
“They will, they will still need to teach classes. They have to teach at least two classes in a year. The first class is the introduction class, where teachers and students get introduced to each other. The second class is the commemoration class, where after a year has passed, it’s time for teachers and students to part. Everyone will give a present and a speech to remember each other by.” Before the Goatee Elder even finished speaking, Yue Yang had already fallen to the ground. My God, does this even count as classes?
“Then what about the “Closed Door”, an individual’s diligent self-study?” Yue Yang asked about the second teaching method.
“As the name implies, this means that students have to study diligently on their own. Our academy is extremely generous, we have opened the library for free for students to do their own research.” The Goatee Elder implied that it was a favor worthy of the heavens above for his Academy to open a library for their students to research for materials.
“Then what about the third “Dating Technique” for matchmaking between girls and guys? Does it mean that you can date in the Academy?” Yue Yang thought that this was quite a good idea.
“Hush! This matter is not openly encouraged by our Academy, but we do not oppose it. If you can find a girlfriend, then our canteen can bestow you a Couple’s Meal and a Couple’s seat, so that you guys can feed each other… Ah, I mean, our Academy will provide a more comfortable learning environment so that our students can learn in a happier environment. Of course, the Couple’s Meal would cost additional fees, but it’s not that expensive. The price is only about ten times more than a normal meal, but it is of high quality and is very rich in nutrients. Under normal circumstances, our canteen wouldn’t present sands free as a gift…” The Goatee Elder was the most shameless fellow that Yue Yang had seen since he was transported to this world.
Yue Yang felt that he, himself, was already shameless enough.
But compared to this elder, he felt that he was still a little bit inferior.
Under the management of this shameless Vice Principal, no wonder this Ivy Academy that had a history of over 3000 years had fallen to this state.
In the end, as he completely could not endure it anymore, Yue Yang said something that even he couldn’t believe had said, “Students come here to study. Why do they want to be that comfortable? If you are not going to manage anything, and even encourage all of your students to date each other every day, would they even have the will to study? If it is as what you have said, this place is practically a student’s heaven!”
“Indeed, it is heaven, but it is a weak student’s heaven.” The Goatee Elder laughed out loud. “Titan, you must not have heard of my Academy’s rumours, right?”
“What kind of rumours?” Yue Yang was curious. Could it be that this dilapidated Academy still have a good evaluation?
“We, the Ivy Academy, had a reputation as the Weak Students’ Heaven and Outstanding Students’ Hell!” The Goatee Elder guffawed, “And we are located just nice at the opposite of Shang Jin Academy.”
“No wonder you could not get any students…” Yue Yang finally understood.
Which parent wouldn’t think that their children were outstanding? Which parent would bear to send their children to hell?
Even if their children were not outstanding, they would also not send them to this Ivy Academy to get girls to marry their son to.