Girl: Dad,I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in UK.We met on a datingwebsite, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through fiber.I need ur blessings and good wishes daddy.
Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them thru gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on amazon!!