The lovely gaming couple responsible for TecAssault were enjoying a quiet evening opening weapon cases in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Then they opened one of the rarest items possible, and the husband completely loses his shit.
While CS:GO weapon cases are earned through normal play, the keys to unlock them must be purchased, so every time poor John rolls a blue weapon it's money down the drain. Of course that's all forgotten as soon as that gleaming gold shows up on the weapon roulette (thanks to reader Sushbag for the link