The World Will Never Look At PyongYang The Same Way Again "New Supreme Leader Loves New Wife And They Love PyongYang" New Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un chose Miss Ri Sol Ju to be new wife for big reason: she was cheerleader at university. On rare night when Supreme Leader can't get "Yang" to cooperate, new wife joyfully performs cheerleader. She cheers with glee and sings of whoopee: "Rise up, PyongYang! Rise up! Rise up to meet USA and Capitalism head to head and show we are bigger! Rise up, PyongYang, rise up! Make easy to swallow the hard economic 5-year plan." Shrill barking voice of new wife always does the trick. She sits "Pyong" on "Yang," and PyongYang is united, but not like United States. New Supreme Leader is happy. New wife is happy. And we are happy. We are starving and dying, but we are happy, too.