Wait a minute," Mr. Cardini said'
"Why can't you still give your skits?"
"We don't have a teacher!" MarY complained.
"Yes, you do."
"WHO?" we all asked. "Me."
"But you're the PrinciPal!" I said
"Most principals were teachers before they became PrinciPals."
"They were?" SidneY made a face'
"Yes. And sometimes when a Principal can't get a substitute at the last minute, he has to take over a teacher's classroom."
Sidney pounded his fist on the desk'
"We're doomed," he whisPered' "'We have Mr. Cardini for a teacher'"
"No, we're not!" I whisPered back'
"Remember when I Put mousse on his head in my demonstration talk?