Keep Up Appearances
Chances are, it takes your girl forever to get ready. Her elaborate beauty process, which for the record, includes tweezing, shaving, mosturizing, manicuring, exfoliating, and countless other modern torture methods, has probably made you late for many a party. But the end result? Always worth the wait.
So, what makes you think you can show up with a pair of grungy jeans, a wrinkled t-shirt, and a gnarly beard? Trim up! Handle your shit! Try a little manscaping, toss some pomeade into your mangled mane, and would it kill you to put a tie on every once in a while? Sorry, we got a little carried away there, but the point is, you need to put a little effort into your look. Cutting your nails and using a little mosturizer wouldn't be a bad place to start.