There's something I have to confess. They have been annoying me for a long time. "How can people take these things seriously?' I ask myself, every time I come across one. "How can such rubbish be published?' So what am I talking about? Personality quizzes, of course! You know the sort of thing: 'How charming are you Could you be a better friend? "Ten questions to find out how sympathetic you are. You find them in those glossy magazines they leave lying around in doctors' waiting rooms. Am I the only person left in the world who isn't obsessed with mini-questionnaires that promise to tell me all about myself.