Mr Harry Styles, you're up first, pal. Sum up the plot of The Notebook for us in two sentences.
Ok, The Notebook. It's the ultimate love story. Of an unbreakable bond. Beautifully done, Nicholas Sparks. (2 points - one for each sentence).
Great, perfect. When was the last time you bought someone flowers?
Ummmmm [thinks] I bought my mum some flowers the other day, actually. (0 points - flowers for parents don't count in this quiz. It's about ROMANCE)
You're a good son. Now tell us - what's the cheesiest love song on your iPod?
[instantly] 'Wicked game', Chris Isaak.
Not sure we know that one Harold.
Whaaaat? [genuinely shocked] You'll know it. You'll definitely know it.
Is it cheesy?
No, but if you.. if you're like on a date or something, and then it starts playing - it's the right kind of tune. If you've purposely put it on it might be a bit like 'woah'. (1 point)
OK we're going to give you a point for that. What's the most amount of candles you've ever lit at any one time?
Single wick or multiple wick? Do multiple wicks count as one candle? Is it per candle or per wick?
Let's say per wick.
Per wick. Wow. This is getting cricket score level. I'm going to say about ten. Oh no... maybe twenty.
Jesus.
Yeah I don't like to go too far – otherwise it edges away from romantic and towards sacrificial. There is such a thing as too many candles y'know. (20 points - one per candle. Or wick.)
Yes we're a bit scared you're going to burn your house down. Next question - complete the famous romantic quote from Notting Hill: 'I'm just a girl...'
[instantly] 'Standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her' [every girl around the table lets out involuntary sort of 'ahhh' sound] Should I have been so quick on that? I mean, yeah, I only watch Fight Club [coughs]. (1 point)
Nothing wrong with loving a bit of Hugh Grant, Harry. OK so what's the most romantic thing you've ever done?
I've told this story before, but when I was at school I did this big picnic thing in the park for my girlfriend at the time, and then when I called her to come out she wouldn't. She was like 'oh I'm in my pyjamas'. And she never knew. (1 point)
That story literally pains us. Finally, can you give us your best swoon face?