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I like:
-See People scouring the nose in their car by saying that no one is watching!
- Excuse me not to smoke, when I am asked the fire;
- Give each year the same gift to my parents. (they are still happy! onset Alzheimer?)
- Read the words on billboards;
- Shopping, for 2 or 3 stuff resortir with 50 tricks and do not think about taking a caddy.
- Go to last day of the sales to buy nothing;
- Bed at a time when people get up;
- Movies where the hero dies at the end;
- When people tell me that I have the false air of Gad elmaleh!
- Watch a movie until the end credits;
- Shopping on Saturday around 13h at Lidl because at that hour there's never anyone;
- See the heads of people running after the bus, wondering if they can still have it;
- Receive an email here
- That offers me a drink before I do it (in the first email, for that matter!)
- Ask me on a bench or a terrace with one or a friend and give my opinion on people passing
I do not like:
- Go to the doctor and never know what time I'll get out (from the waiting room ...!)
- People who talk to the cinema;
- Go to the restaurant, and come out with an empty stomach!
- People who perfume themselves with "jackal N ° 5"
- My friend Paul Jobs because it is not nice to me!
- People who talk on the phone shouting in the street;
- Packaging called "easy open" that are never easy to open;
- The little old biting you your turn at checkout pretending it's you who is at fault;
- When I am sincere and you do not believe me;
- People late;
- The species of assholes who park in disabled spaces, just because it's closer or that there is no place else;
If you came so far, I congratulate you, I hope you enjoyed it and I managed to make you smile. If this is the case, send me a lil email! ^^