Mr. Martin achieves the amazing accomplishment of being even more generic and bland than his counterpart Mr. Smith. He offers very few opinions on anything and pretty much echoes what everybody, especially Mr. Smith, says. Whenever Mr. Smith makes some sexist remarks, Mr. Martin is all like, "Yep, he's right." When everybody gets all upset about Mary wanting to tell a story, Mr. Martin readily agrees. In a way, it makes total sense when Mr. Martin replaces Mr. Smith at the end of the play – they're practically the same person.