I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
The problem with fasting seven days is that it makes one weak.
Diet: When you go to some length to change width.
It's not the minutes spent at a table that puts on weight, it's the seconds.
More fattening than the ice cream sundae is the spoon you put into it.
I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.