My main points: Rich people work harder. Yeah. So. I know that this is probably not a popular idea or anything that anyone wants to admit, even to themselves, but, luckily, I’m not afraid to tell it like it is: mowing lawns and picking up dog shit off of people’s lawns in the hundred-degree sun is pretty fucking easy. Don’t even get me started on tollboth collectors or those layabouts who serve fast food and take care of children and clean airport bathrooms. Listen, if those people want to make money they should try doing something harder, like being the voice of an animated éclair-policeman in a Disney movie, or being the spokesperson for T.G.I. Fridays for two years.