Singaporean English or Singlish, as it is Abstract better known to the local populace, is an English creole that has long been a contesting issue between pro-Singlish and anti-Singlish proponents. This paper uses Fairclough’s (1995) 3–dimensional framework, which has been originally developed for critical discourse analysis, to show how discourses and texts have been used by pro-Singlish and anti-Singlish advocates to impart their attitude and in some cases, to promote their values of Standard English and Singlish to the masses. Culling examples from Mr. Kiasu (a comic title), Speak Good English Movement (SGEM) and Talking Cock websites, one is able to see how attitudes are reflected through discourse and text. Essentially, the real clash between both anti- and pro-Singlish advocates is one of values. Anti-Singlish advocates strive for economic pragmatism whilst pro-Singlish advocates strive for identity.