Hey dummy son who doesn’t keep in touch often, are you doing well?”
“Don’t eat junk food too much, and clean up after yourself properly.”
“Why are you like your father?”
“Are you sleeping well? You’re like a tree frog**”
“Oh my, it just doesn’t end…”
“I keep talking and I know I tend to ramble”
“And I know it all sounds the same, but Mama loves you.”