Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..