This card gives me strong yearnings for members of my sex
I see a monster swooping down to eat a helpless puppy dog
It looks like people having sex, seen from below, not that I'd know...
It looks like you folded the card top-to-bottom this time
It looks like a pulsing heart, ripped from the chest of its victim. (No, really.)
It looks like something a brain-damaged kid would draw in Art Class
It looks like a lawyer with his arms out, demanding money