Day 25: I'm becoming a better person
I'm still peeing so much. And it's always crystal clear like Zima. My girlfriend says my skin looks clearer and I definitely feel like I have more overall energy. It's a weird thing to say... but I think I just feel better. I ask my editor if she thinks my work has improved during my period of hyper-hydration -- she says, "Not noticeably," which I'll take as a firm "Probably." It's also definitely easier to get the water down; I'm no longer struggling to drink. I've adapted to the gallon and now it's become part of me. I have callouses on my hand from the jug handle and frankly I feel naked without its cool plastic touch in the curve of my palm. Also, I feel like people respect me more. Just kidding, they don't.