Even though it’s estimated that 80 percent of Americans have stretch marks, those familiar lines on our tummies and inner thighs still receive a lot of unnecessary attention — and discovering how to love your stretch marks subsequently becomes even more difficult. I’ve had stretch marks since junior high, and over the years I’ve come across many a stretch mark “expert,” selflessly offering unsolicited advice about natural ways to get rid of stretch marks or dropping some serious knowledge about what causes stretch marks. While I’m sure we can all agree that it’s interesting to hear other people’s ideas about how to “fix” our bodies, it would be nice if everyone could take a 2007 Chris Crocker stance and leave stretch marks alone.