I was in the public toilets and had just sat down , a voice from the
next cubicle said:
Voice: Hi, how are you?
Me: Embarrassed I'm doing fine?
Voice: So what are you up to?
Me: Just doing the same as you , sitting here!
Voice:Can I come over?
Me: *Annoyed* Rather busy right now!
The voice then said "Listen , I will have to call you back, there's an
idiot next door answering all my questions."
Me:Oops