My boss said "You're a clumsy perso

My boss said "You're a clumsy person, you know that?" I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way. I don't drop stuff all the time, or break things, but I'm just generally a bit flustered. You can see I always had a bruise but not because I tripped or fell but I attacked the floor.