What kind of robot has a South Korean inventor recently created?
A) A photographer, so you no longer need that selfie stick.
B) A K-pop idol replica, to go on a date with you.
C) A backscratcher, for those with stiffarms.
D) A drinking companion for lonely drinkers. South Korean inventor Eun-chan Park created Drinky, a robot that can raise his glass before down-ing a drink. He said drinks taste better in company, a fact he realised when drinking alone in 2012, according to mirror.co.uk. The best part is this drinking buddy won't vomit, drunk-dial his ex-girlfriend or post embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.
JOB
How were female candidates in China screened for a job application process?
A) By judging their university transcripts.
B) By using a facial feng shui master to study their faces.
C) A lucky draw.
D) By asking them to parade on a catwalk in bikinis. More than 1,000 hope-ful women stripped down in a bid to become air hostesses and models, wrote telegraph.co.uk. We hope this recruiting trend does not expand to other industries.
ACCIDENT
What's the worst thing that could happen to a girl riding in a car with her boyfriend?
A) Having an accident.
B) Finding out he didn't own the car, but had rented it to impress her.
C) Hearing the boyfriend tell the police that she, not him, had been driving.
D) All of the above, plus finding out that he'd been lying about other things. A Taiwanese man and his model girlfriend were involved in a car accident while riding in a Lamborghini. On top of realising the supercar was rented, she also found out he did not run a company as claimed, but instead worked at a local milk tea shop, according to Apple Daily. The unhappy girlfriend went home and deleted all their photos from social media.