America the beautiful or America the name game? "I"will meet you in "Hot Springs," said a friend of mine. Well,I wandered around Hot Springs,Arakansas,for three days untill I got a long distance all. The voice at the other end was very annoyed. Where was I?,my friend wanted to know. He had been waiting for me in Hot Springs, South Dakota! It happened agian with a meeting in Albany, I would up in New York : two of the guest speakers presented their speeches in Albany,Georgia;and the audience went to Oregon. Don't laugh.Springfield caused me the biggest problem. My new living room furniture was shipped to Springfield,Massachusetts. My bedroom set went to Springfield,Illinois. The television was delivered to Springfield,Ohio.And I sat in an empty apartment in Springfield,Missouri.