Berahino to Tottenham isn't the rumour receiving the least respect from the odds compilers. That "accolade" belongs to the Express' assertion that Arsenal are contemplating paying £61 million to meet the release clause of Morata, a star of Juventus' run to last term's Champions League final.
The Express do a solid job of explaining why the Old Lady might not miss him, referencing his record of one goal in 19 Serie A outings in 2015/16, but don't detail why the Gunners want to hand over so much money for someone so out of form when their line-leader Olivier Giroud boasts 12 in 23.
The answer, judging by odds of 12/1 on the move taking place, is that they don't.