Hardly sounds like he’s from Boston at all.
Willing to be big spoon or little spoon.
Has a terrific family recipe for brownies.
Used to be able to do “the worm” kind of.
Very reliable for giving rides to/ from the airport.
Knows every word to Jay-Z’s “I Just Wanna Love You.”
Can consistently make babies laugh.
Demonstrates inordinate politeness in nearly every situation.
Sleeps well on airplanes.
Will split a pizza with almost any topping.
Does reasonably accurate impressions of rappers Slick Rick, The Notorious B.I.G., and DMX.
Not afraid of bugs.
Is fine with movies with subtitles.
Expertly quotes and recognizes dialogue from early seasons of The Simpsons.
Can be around boobs without staring creepily at them.
Proficient in air guitar, air bass, and air drums.