“The sight of blood, which makes me feel sick, is my only weakness in life. I’m naturally timid. No. I was born kind-hearted.” Yue Yang, who was covered from head to toe by others’ fresh blood, was now smiling brilliantly as if he was enjoying the gentle spring breeze.
“I’m dizzy. You are the most shameless person I’ve ever met in my entire life.” The royal swordswoman’s head was hurting.
“Once you discover that you have misunderstood me this whole time, you will definitely feel guilty. However, it’s not an issue, I’ll forgive you. In addition, having tolerance is also one of my merits. Furthermore, it is my biggest merit in life.” A few days ago, he was slaughtering his way into the Yue Clan Castle to seek revenge. Today, he had just knocked Yue Tian, Yue Yan, and even the seven year old Yue Feng off the stage to avenge himself. Yet, this was the way he evaluated himself.
“Forget it, let’s not talk about you now. I reckon that if the world’s most shameless person met you, he would probably feel inferior and commit suicide, but I still couldn’t make any sense of what you were previously saying…“ The swordswoman felt a bit confused, and decided not to talk to this brat any longer. It would just make her become infuriated and, at the same time, kill her from a headache.
“Let’s explore it together, then you can understand everything thoroughly, where do you plan on getting started?” Yue Yang spoke sincerely.
(Ignis: another word play. The word for exploring in mandarin also means doing it)
“You!” The royal swordswoman understood what he implied and was furious. She grabbed onto Yue Yang’s collar and scolded: ”You dare to take liberties and molest me?”
“Injustice! I think even a blind person can see who is actually taking liberties and molesting who.” Yue Yang, whose collar had been grabbed, shouted with grievance, and looked like he wanted to jump into a river to commit suicide. Once he saw the royal swordswoman glaring at him, he revealed a smile: ”I indeed want to molest you, but I’m just saying it casually and did not even do it. Princess, you do not have any evidence, yet you forcefully labelled me as a molestor. This civilian feels indignant. Why don’t you wait until I have molested you. Once it becomes a reality, then it wouldn’t be too late for the Princess to be angry. Don’t you feel what I’ve said is a little reasonable?”
“Your head!” The Swordswoman was angry, but in the end had laughed instead. This brat could be honest at times and occasionally, he also spoke some truths.
“Thank you, Princess for your mercy. This civilian shall take his leave.” Yue Yang hastily tried to slip away.
“Wait, previously you said that I should strip and take a bath by the lakeside. How do you explain that? If you are unable to do so, then I would have to charge you for slander.” The royal swordswoman‘s had a good memory. She could still clearly recall the nonsense that Yue Yang had previously spouted.
“Do you really have such a hobby?” Yue Yang blinked his large eyes and asked curiously.
“I don’t have such a perverted hobby.” The swordswoman was about to pass out. Who would be so bored as to run to the lakeside for a bath?
“But it is clearly written in novels that princesses would compete and try to outdo each other by running to lakesides to take baths. Then those who picked up the princess’ clothes could earn their affection. I was initially planning to go and prepare an ambush at the lakeside, to see if there were any princesses going there for a bath…“ Yue Yang spoke with a tone of disappointment, and had hint of hopelessness.
“Idiot, those stories are fictional. Moreover, I haven’t read any novels that have such senseless stuff written in it.” The royal swordswoman punched at Yue Yang’s chest heavily.
“I would rather wish that it was true…“ Yue Yang seemed as if he was going to cry.
“You are already incorrigible.” The royal swordswoman was speechless.
Just then, Jun Wu You sent a few people to ask Yue Yang to come over and meet him.
Who would have known that Yue Yang rejected the offer with an excuse that could make everybody sweat in nervousness.
Yue Yang touched his chest and acted like he was about to collapse from injury, telling the imperial guard: ”I’m honored that the Emperor summoned a useless piece of trash like me over to have a talk, but just few days ago, I’ve suddenly caught the chills and I have yet to recover. Furthermore, I’ve overestimated my capabilities and participated in this competition, which resulted in me being seriously injured. Look at me, I’m covered in blood. It appears that I do not have much time left to live. I’ve to go back immediately and write my will, and pay my last association fee to the organization. Wrong, it is the club fee… oh I forgot that I am not in any club. I’m just a member of the young pioneers. Oh heavens, I have too many regrets. This won’t do, I am going to commit suicide. Nobody should try to stop me.”
(Ignis: Young Pioneers of China: https://e