Hello everyone. It sure is a hot summer.
Right now I am staring at a dictionary. Hmmm…… It’s deep. The thing that I was searching for sure has a deep meaning to it.
“Ise-san, what were you searching for?”
Asia comes next to me and stares at the dictionary.
“Yeah, I was looking for the origin of the word [Oppai].”
“……O-Oppai…….”
Asia seems troubled with how to respond, but I’m serious. It has always bugged me.
-Oppai.
It has a wonderful ring to it. I think the Japanese person who said this word first should be left in history. There aren’t many words that actually grasp hold of men’s hearts. The only beautiful words I know that can stimulate my heart are ‘Oppai’ and ‘Raw tits’.
I wanted to know why Japanese people began to call woman’s breasts ‘Oppai’ so I searched for the reason.
“…..There are many theories. The theory where “Oh yummy” turned into oppai. The theory where ancient Koreans used to call things you suck ‘ppai’. So people started to think “maybe that was the root of it?”. The one which has the highest possibility is the first one. What do you think, Asia?”
“E-Even if you say that….. I think oppai is something which are delicious for babies. That’s why the “Oh yummy” theory perhaps?”
Huh? Would this be counted as sexual harassment? W-Well, lets let it slide then.