But now with the wii, and natal around the corner,
i wonder how, my ninja skills i will honour.
how will i swing faster than lightning?
How will i kill, like a shadow in the dark?
If I can't press buttons to do the fighting,
How will i defeat the evil lord datark?
On my own i'm nothing but a weak little boy.
my body can't move like the ninja i want to be.
I feel like I've been cheated, with these fancy new toys.
I know I can't melee like a ninja can melee.
So what's the point of gesturing with a mote?
So where's the fun, in being limited by me?
I thought the whole point was living in a fanstasy anecdote.
But instead, I just feel like I want to be set free.