Hello!
If you are seeing this message, it is because I’m resign and having the time of my life.
I may be out gardening, or fishing, or on a well-earned Caribbean cruise with my wife. Something you can look forward to when you’ve reached my status and vintage.
Of course I’ll still be glad to hear from you – try me at this email: [insert email].
For any work-related enquiries, try [insert email].
Thank you and farewell!