I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it.
When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents.
My carpet vacuums itself.
Everyday is my lucky day.
I'm 6'3" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me.
I have more fun then my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun.
When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours.
I hate fantasies because they always come true.
I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind.
I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.