Then everyone, please be careful when you are close to me!
Recalling how others talk about their youth, they would say stuff like, “thinking back to my innocent childhood”, and then say how it was, but when it was my turn, it’s “thinking back to my days of being fed sh*t and pee childhood”? Just this impressive opening speech would make people listen to his childhood stories with their noses pinched!
Zhang Ye grumbled to himself a little, then finished up the conversation with his mother before taking an afternoon nap.
……
In his dreamlike state.
Bang, bang, bang. Someone was knocking on the door.
“Brother!”
“Brother, open the door!”
“We know you are home!”
Zhang Ye was awoken by three chattering voices. He knew from their voices at once that they were his cousins, “Coming, coming!” After putting on his clothes, he went to open the door.