Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn with a golden horn quietly cropping the roses in the garden.
She opened one unfriendly eye and looked at him
His wife sat up in bed and looked at him coldly. You are a booby, she said, and I am going to have you put in the booby-hatch
She telephone the police and she telephone a psychiatrist; she told them to hurry to her house and bring a strait-jacket.
They had a hard time subduing her, for she put up a terrific struggle, but they finally subdued her. Just as they got her into the strait-jacket, the husband came back into the house.
Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched