I’ve never been a great one for nature. Where naturalists see majestic heights, I see things to fall off of en route to a hilarious slapstick demise. Where they thrill at a glimpse of fauna in its natural habitat, I tend to assume that anything larger than a pigeon is actively planning to harm me. I’m a city creature: I get my majesty, serenity and wildlife from the skyline, planned parks and subway, respectively.