Hello Charli! What are you doing at the moment?
I’m rehearsing for Glastonbury, and I’ve been having a meeting.
What was the meeting about?
Lots of things. Lots of things I can’t tell you. But it’s good. It’s all good shit.
Was it a meeting about big important stuff, or just people banging on about social media stats and that sort of bollocks?
Oh no I don’t go to those fucking meetings, they’re stupid. It was a big important meeting about big important things that are great.
Who was it with?
OH MY GOD STOP. I’m not telling you anything about it. But it’s great.
Was it about your career or somebody else’s?
A bit of both! But that’s all you’re going to get out of me, so calm down.
That’s a classic Charli XCX sort of meeting isn’t it – a bit of your career, a bit of somebody else’s.
Yes exactly.