Walmart is selling Sriracha-flavored Pringles. I’m not really sure why. Does anyone even buy Pringles? Does anyone actually like them? Because nothing can make Pringles okay, not even Sriracha. A) they are gross, B) my hands always get stuck in those stupid-ass containers. It makes no sense — I have petite hands! Plus petite feet. But I’m rocking a beer gut that will put your drunk uncle’s to shame. Like, if your uncs and I entered a beer gut competition, he’d get one look at what I’ve got going on and withdrawal immediately.