you MEANIE!"
Luffy waved a hand at her. "Wuteva, kybaby," he said through a full mouth. He swallowed and looked up at her, frowning. "Everyone gets yelled at sometimes, ya know. I think it’s good it finally happened to you. I wonder why no one ever did before?"
That's Luffy for you - sensitive like a steamroller.
Shirahoshi pondered that for a moment, her face still expressing her hurt feelings and her eyes still shining. "I... I think it’s because I’ve never done anything wrong... or maybe they don’t want to yell at a princess...."
Luffy laughed at this. "Have you really never been outside this tower your whole life?!"
Well, it's either that or getting showered in presents. SHARP presents.
He picked up a giant piece of unidentifiable golden-baked food and admired it for a moment. "Cuz that’s the only way you could’ve never done anything wrong before. Everyone messes up!" He then proceeded to shove the entire thing into his mouth, stretching it out even more than before. The princess would’ve previously thought that was impossible.
Everyone thinks that before they meet him. Dude's got the appetite of Michael Moore.
"I-It’s for my safety!" she defended herself feebly. "Staying in this tower ensures my safety, and so I am less of a burden to the kingdom."
The pirate captain glanced up at her, swallowing his latest ridiculous culinary conquest. "There’s nowhere you wanna go?"
"Well, I always wanted to go to the strip club, but they won't let me in."
The question was blunt and caught Shirahoshi by surprise. "I... well... it doesn’t really matter since I have to-"
"So there is somewhere?" Luffy’s gaze into her eyes was somewhat intense, searching. "Tell me and I’ll take you there! As thanks for the food!"
The giant mermaid found herself blushing once more.
You know, there is such a thing as being too shy.
"You...! What?! You would take me, Luffy-sama? To... to the Sea Forest?" She shocked herself with the boldness of this request. Her hands sharply covered her mouth as if she had accidentally uttered some terrible curse, her eyes wide and fearful, her face burning hotter more than ever.
If she ever tries to order something from McDonalds, she'll probably faint.
Luffy gave her his most encouraging giant grin. "Yeah! Wherever that is! Show me the way and I’ll take you, and I’ll keep you safe!"
The princess, a smile finally on her face, clasped her hands together before her in joy and leaned forward, her eyes shining with childish joy.
Well, she is indeed very childish. Which will make the following all the more uncomfortable.
"Oh, I’m... I’m terrible for this, but okay! Luffy-sama!"
The captain suddenly found his gaze being forcefully drawn elsewhere. She was leaning toward him, causing gravity to do wonders to what her bikini top was already doing so little to hold in.
Yeah, who makes those things anyway? Must be a royal pain in the ass, no pun intended.
Her clasped hands were also making her arms push those giant orbs of hers closer together, causing quite a sight that was intriguing Luffy in a way new and foreign to him.
Haha, right. The day that Luffy starts having a sex-drive is the same day where Perona will become the coolest character in One Piece.
She noticed his gaze and sudden change in facial expression. He looked... serious all of a sudden. The princess instantly grew worried, as was her wont. "Luffy-sama... is something wrong?" Her hands were still clasped. She was still leaning. She was still blushing ever so slightly.
If she blushes even more, her cheeks will spontaneously combust.
Luffy was suddenly thinking of how he had bounced on those before she had turned on the light, how so very soft they were... how they reminded him of pudding....
Like I said, very uncomfortable.
A new hunger suddenly overtook him. "Uh, nothing... but first, before we get you out of here... I think I want some dessert."
Oh Christ, here it comes.
Shirahoshi looked confused for a moment. "Oh, I... well, there’s some tropical coral fruit over on that side...." She pointed over to the far end of the table Luffy was still standing on. "But, my, is your appetite endless? A-And why are you staring at-?"
Huge tracts of land, most likely.
"That’s not what I meant." And in a flash, his arms were stretched and his hands were latched onto the flimsy material of her top. She uttered a startled sound, and then he was flying at her. He latched onto her giant right breast in a huge, stretched-out bear hug.
"KYAAAAAAA! LUFFY-SAMAAAAA?!"
Gomu Gomu no Statutory Rape!
"Hey, hey, shhhhh... I’ll get you out of here soon. Just let me..." He looked around, hardly noticing that his pulse had greatly increased. "Hey, put your hand out in front of this." He firmly poked the tender, heavenly-soft flesh of her breast. She whimpered and shuddered a bit at the touch; the skin there had suddenly become acutely sensitive.
"Why... Luffy-sama? Why are you doing this?"
"To entertain eldrich monstrosities from beyond space and time."
He gave her a look of utmost sincerity. "I think this will be nice. For both of us."
The mermaid’s face was probably the brightest red it had ever been, but she slowly, silently complied with his request. She held out her hand, palm up, directly in front of the right side of her chest. He wasted little time on hopping down to it and forcefully ripping aside the thin layer of clothing before him.
It's like a trampolin, except more rapey.
The top was tied a bit tight in the back, but the fabric tore with little effort before his monstrous strength. There was another "Kyaaaa!", albeit not as loud this time. The flap of that side of her bikini now hung limply on the side of her body, leaving her breast in full display before the hungry pirate’s eyes. She continued to blush furiously under his intense gaze. He reached out and stroked the bright pink ring of flesh surrounding her huge nipple. She felt a shiver run up her spine, and the area immediately started to harden and shrink in size as the tender flesh tensed up beneath his touch.
Luffy couldn’t quite understand why this was exciting him so much.
Neither can any intelligent One Piece-fan, but as we all know, a brain has always been optional with your stereotypical anime-fan/fanfic-writer.
Nami’s boobs were quite impressive, and he had even seen them uncovered a couple of times by accident (the obvious exception being that one strange night when the navigator, smelling of alcohol, had pulled him into a dark room below Sunny’s deck and not only bared them to him, but demanded he grope and squeeze them... which he had done with quite some confusion until she suddenly fell asleep, snoring loudly).
Wow. The gut-wrenching hilarity. This was almost as funny as Spandam kicking Nico Robin in the face.
Those were no comparison to these, however; Shirahoshi’s tits were not only giant... they were perfect. Their proportion to her body, their shape, their texture, even the size of her nipples were perfectly proportional. Luffy remembered thinking how Nami’s rather large nipples were kind of strange. These beautiful pink mounds were nothing short of perfection... and there was so much surface area to enjoy.
Goddamn macrophiles.
The smoothness under his fingers rapidly gave way to bumpiness, and he loved this even more. The mountainous nub in the center grew and grew and became more and more taut right before his amazed eyes. Touching was quickly becoming not enough to satisfy him, and his mouth made contact like a hungry leech.
I swear, these metaphors are almost as painfully awkward as the subject matter itself.
"K-Kyaaaaa...~" Much gentler this time. "L-Luffy-sama...." She actually felt herself start to sweat a little, she was blushing so hard. She was still nervous and confused, but... this was starting to recede a bit.
Luffy sucked voraciously on the tip of her nipple, the size of it in its aroused state making it impossible to fit the whole thing in his mouth. He quickly remedied this by stretching his mouth and tongue, and he soon had the whole thing in his mouth, licking and sucking and biting without abandon.
So the part about it being impossible was just a bunch of bullshit, then.
He heard her whimper some more, but these definitely weren’t sounds of fright. He felt her hand start to tremble despite his tiny size and weight. His mouth began roaming all over the delicious rings surrounding the main attraction at the center, his tongue running over what felt like mini mountains.
A-ba-WHAT?!
He reached over and gripped and stroked the long, pert nub at the center as his tongue made its travels. She stared down at him, watching with partly-lidded eyes and breathing heavily as if short of breath.
Once her nipple was satisfactorily warm and soaked with his saliva, he hopped up onto her shoulder. She didn’t question him as he stretched his arms down and tore the fabric tied together against her back.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
She let the top fall to her fishy lap. He was right; this was nice.
Shirahoshi silently moved her hand to her other breast, and Luffy obligingly hopped down to it. He began his vigorous treatment on the left side.
Not the same shit AGAIN!
He was even more forceful, more passionate than he was on the right. He wrapped his arms around its entire curvature and squeezed tight as he sucked and nibbled, massaging the whole thing as best he could.
There was no doubt in the princess’s mind now: this was pure pleasure she was experiencing, her excitement growing more and more as this little rubber human continued.
"Luffy-sama..." she mumbled. "Is this... uhmm... am I enough for your hunger?"
If this goes into vore-territory, there will be hell to pay.
The pirate, in the midst of savoring her erect nipple like a delicious, fleshy lollipop, only nodded vigorously in response. But even as he nodded and believed his answer to be true, he noticed an annoying, almost painful straining of his pants.
OH NO. NON