Giant Meteor Headed Towards Earth
A giant meteor has overwhelming won the US Presidential Election with 98% of the vote as voters choose total annihilation over Hillary or Trump.
The meteor hadn´t even considered running until it realized a meteor had never been elected President. Now it´s Nickle Iron core is headed to the US Mainland at 60,000mph to occupy the White House.
The 2% voted for other candidates as they were the only ones with something to lose.