Laugh with me:
Marriage Certificate:
A Type of hunting certificate that limits you to one deer.
CreditCard:
Something most people use when they find out that money can't buy everything.
Honeymoon:
a Vacation that a man takes before he starts working for a new boss.
Pram:
Last years fun on wheels.
Family Holiday:
When you take everything with you that you intended to get away from.
Shortcut:
a Road that you are on where you can't find anybody to tell you where you are.