Hey potential friends!
Do you like danger, excitement, mystery?! Well look no further! I was trained in the ancient (and deadly) arts of fun-koo by the long forgotten wise masters of Koh-Meh-Dee. I bend spoons for breakfast.
I once watched a Bruce Lee movie and dodged every single attack.
I can teach you how to love...
For more impressive feats of skill and daring, throw a message my way, but do so at your own risk, I've been known to bite!