Sun: what's up guys, I'm about to explode :D
Mercury: bish whet??!
Venus: YEAH, BABY (wears sunglasses)
Earth: Shit, grabs SPF screen, I'm good
Mars: Bye guys, I never like you anyways :D
(Explodes)
Mars: grabs popcorn, this is a good show guys :D, wait is this real?! RUUNNNN
Earth: as the gravitational pull weakens, I still have a chance to run away
Sun: uhm guys, HELP TF??!!
Venus: OMG (dies)
Mercury (dies)
Earth: I'm almost away HAHA SUCKERZ
Mars: (quick scopes earth), thoughitwas suckah
Earth (dies)
Jupiter: hey what happened guys?
Mars: 3 planets and the sun are gone
Jupiter: I'm still bigger than all y'all :D
Pluto: haha, earth claimed I'm no longer a planet. I showed them MUAHAHAHAHAH
Saturn: I still got my rings.
Jupiter: well we gotta go find another bright star.
Mars: let's go guys.
Earth: hold on wait a minute I'm still alive :D, (quick scopes other planets)