Minions.
Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have.
They go by many names.
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
Oh, that one is Norbert.
He's an idiot. They're all different.
But they all share the same goal.
To serve the most despicable master they could find.
BOSS! Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence.
But that's not to say that they didn’t have other passions.
Look. It's a banana.
Move over. It's a banana.
Ha-hah-ha. Yum yum.
Huh? Finding a Boss was easy. But keeping a Boss... therein lies the problem
Whoa! Oh.
I am... oaf.
Aw.
Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys.
But they never gave up.
With the emergence of the stone age came the rise of a new species.
Man was very different from the dinosaur.
He was shorter, hairier and way, way smarter.
The minions took an instant liking to Man and helped him as best they could.
Oh, no no...
Here. A present.
This?
Yes yes yes.
For hitting.
Ut-ut.
Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile, so-so delicious.
Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center for some of the civilization most historic moments.
Ancient Egypt held great promise.
Okay! But it didn't last long.
Hmm.
Oh. Here.
Yup. Aw! The dark ages were actually fun times. Their new master had a tendency to party all night and sleep all day. Ahem.
Yoo-hoo.
Happy Anniversary
Oh. Oh, eventually the party is over.
Achoo.
They bounce from one evil master to another.
But they never seemed to find their perfect fit.
One particular employer took their failure very very badly.
The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.
And then, when all hopes seem lost. They found sanctuary.
The Minions were safe.
Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization.
They truly made a life for themselves.
But something just wasn't right.
They felt empty inside.
Without a master, they had no purpose.
They became aimless and depressed. If this continue any longer, the Minions would perish.
But all was not lost, for one Minion had a plan.
His name was Kevin.
He was excited to share his idea with the tribe.
He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months.
But now he was ready... Kevin would leave the cave, go back to the outside world and he would not return until he had foundhis tribe the biggest baddest villain deserved.
But he needed help.
Me! Me.
Choose me. Bob was eager to go.
Kevin? But Kevin felt he was just not strong enoughfor the dangerous journey ahead.
Uh no.
One other Minion! Me.
Choose me. Me! Choose me!
Aw. Me! Come, choose me.
Luckily someone stepped up.
Huh?
Stuart! Come here.
Huh. Me? Me?
Oh, thank you.
Truth be told. Stuart had no idea what he was chose for.
Huh!
Wh-Why?
But was thrilled that people cheered for him. One more!
ME!
I am strong. See here. See!
Oh.
Oh.
Uh... okay.
One more.
Kevin.
Choose me.
Please.
Choose me, Kevin.
Come here.
Yeah! Ha ha.
Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm but mostly lack of other volunteers changed Kevin's mind.
Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!
Kumbaya.
Big boss!
Big boss!
The tribe said their farewells.
Kevin had given them something they haven't had in a long time.
Hope.
Kevin.
Bob.
(Big boss! Big boss!)
Hey.
Tony, good luck to you.
Tom.
Take care.
And Chris.
See you later.
Hey Bob, you coming.
Yes, yes.
Big boss!
Big boss!
Bye bye.
Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe.
Stuart felt, hungry mostly.
He was going to be the one to eat this banana.
And Bob
Oh.
Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
And they were off.
Off, to find their new boss.
Oh, look at that one.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Look at that one.
Peace!
Make love, not war!
Peace to the world.
The store is now closing.
Hey, what are you doing?
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Bob, where you?
Get away from that.
Oh, Kevin.
And welcome back to the Dating Game.
Well Jennifer.
Have you decided which of these 3 gentlemen, you'll go on a date with?
Is it Bob?
Yeah. Go Bob.
Kevin.
Look, it's Kevin.
Or will it be Stuart?
Oh. Yo, Stuart.
Gosh. This is so hard.
They all sounded so cute.
I think I'm going to go with... V... N... C...
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Welcome to Wayne, buddy.
Oh, Walter look. These adorable little freaks are heading to Orlando too.
Yeah, I see that.
Hey, Walter Junior.
What's happening?
Tina.
Hi.
Pinkie. What do you say we give these fellows a ride?
New friends.
All aboard the Nelson Express.
You, one eye,
You're sitting next to me.
Glad we came along before some weirdos picked you up.
Who wants apple slices?
Oh, you too.
Growing of a... boy like... creatures need their strength.
Yeah.
Thanks, man.
Alrighty.
Who needs to stretch their legs?
Yeah!
Me me me.
You wait right here.
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Okay, Nelsons.
Let's do this.
Go.
Go go go.
Okey okey, on the road again.
Dad, we got company.
It's because I tripped the alarm.
I stink.
Hey.
We all make mistakes, sugar plum.
You're still learning.
Whoa.
What!
Your father's right, Tina.
Reload.
He wasn’t this good at being evil overnight.
Reload.
Your time is coming.
Ah, it's jammed.
Huh?
Okay, who did that?
It's Stuart.
But but.
That was great.
Ha ha ha.
Thank you.
Say, fellows.
Can I get personal for a second?
Why are you going to Orlando?
Come on, you can tell us,
You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
Yes, Villain-Con.
Villain-Con.
Wow, so many bad guys in the car.
What fun.
I knew it.
I knew you were villains.
Didn't I, honey?
What a small world.
Hope we're not in rival gangs.
Heh heh heh.
Pinkie, don't.
Baby, huh?
When we get to Orlando, I'm going to get my favorite villains to sign my magazine.
Dumo the Sumo.
Oh, Kevin! You don't want to work for him.
He ate his last henchman.
Frankie Fishlips.
He lives in the ocean.
Uh.
Can you breathe under water?
So so.
Oh oh oh.
Look at her, Scarlet Overkill.
The coolest supervillain, like ever.
She started out as your average little girl.
Bracers, pig tails.
But, by the time she was 13,
She built a criminal empire.
If I was a Minion,
that's who I would work for.
Here we are, a beautiful Orlando.
Yeah, we're here!
Hey gang, watch this.
Welcome to the bait shop, how can I help you?
Yeah, hi.
We are here for so much fun,
It's a crime,
Woo-hoo.
Yeh!
We're at Villain-Con.
We're at Villain-Con!
LUV.2.ROB
NEW YORK
Alright, here we go.
Well, this is it. I want to tell you and I really I mean this.
I'm really appreciate what you did back there with the cops. Really.
Dad! It's Frankie Fishlips.
I can smell him from here!
Junior, get my camera.
Good luck in there, boys.
Yeah, bye.
Bye.
And here comes Villain-Con!
Ha ha.
Yeah!
Villain-Con.
Ya-hoo.
Any evil talents?
Not bad.
What about you?
Any evil talents?
Hello. La la la.
La la la. Eh?
That's not evil, or a talent.
Hello!
Laa! Ha ha.
No?
I'm sorry, but I'm not looking for any more servants.
Because I, Professor
Flux, have invented the world's first Time machine,
Every time I visit the future,
I bring my future self back to help me.
Hello.
Who's that over there,
Professor Flux from 2 weeks from now?
As you can see,
I don't need any help.
Oh. Way to go, guys.
We killed the original.
Huh!
Aw!
Scarlet Overkill.
The world's first female supervillain.
Appearing right now in Hall 8.
Are you ready?
Go.
Scarlet Overkill.
Ha.
Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
Scarlet. Scarlet.
Hu-hu-hu.
Ha-ha-ha...
Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
Shh shh shh.
When I started out, people said a woman could never rob a bank as well as a man.
Well. Time's changed.
I love you, Scarlet!
Look at all those faces out there, we are all so different.
But we have one thing in common.
We were born with flippers.
No?
Just me?
Okay.
We have big dreams, and we will do anything to make them come true.
Have any of you ever dreamt of working for the greatest supervillain of all time?
Heh-heh-heh.
Well.
What if I were to tell you, that I am looking for a new henchman!
I truly believe somewhere out there is a villain with the potential to serve greatness.
And it could be any of you.
Whoa.
Although let's not kid ourselves.
Truly the man for this job are Kevin and his Minions.
10 times the evil and half the package.
I'm just in awe.
Let's hear it for Kevin.
He saved his tribe!
Kevin!
Kevin!
Kevin Kevin Kev...
Hey, Kevin. Hey.
Aw.
So.
How should we do this?
Hmm.
Oh.
You see this tiny little trinket?
Well, just take it from my hand and you got the job.
No big deal, it's almost too simple.
Eh heh heh.
Oh, come on, don't be afraid.
Just take the stone and get that job.
Come on.
Oh, okay.
That job is my.
Uhf.
Now, go easy on me.
Heh-heh-heh-
Aw!
Love the costume.
Ha!
So cool!
Is no one good enough?
Bob!
Hi ya!
Awk.
Didn't my speech inspired anyone to rise up and prove themselves worthy?
All these villains, and yet
I still have the- bear.
Stuffed bear.
Why am I holding a bear?
Oh.
Who has the ruby?
Wow.
Who-Who are you?
My... knights in shiny denim.
I'm Kevin. This is Stuart.
Yo.
And Bob.
Minions!
That was incredible.
Behold, the last creatures you expect to win the day.
The emerged victorious.
Everyone, meet my new henchmen.
The Minions!
Kumbaya! Ha ha!
Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!
Hey! I know those guys.
I gave them a ride here.
Woo.
Hoo-hoo-hoo.
Buckle up, boys.
Next stop, England.
Hello.
Hey, Kevin.
Eh.
With Boss, in England.
Oh. Uh...hello Kevin.
Did-Did you say England.
Uh-huh.
The boss, yes.
Scarlet Overkill.
Ah.
Hello.
Hello?
Oh. He hung up.
Hello.
Wow.
Here we go.
Come here.
By the way.
I really like your